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Post by GUESS on Jan 12, 2011 20:40:05 GMT -5
In a land where elves eat french toast and read long books, there is a sorcerer named Phillip. He can speak 237 languages, and unicorns love his strawberry short cakes because of their sweet frosty coating and banana flavour. One day, the sorcerer decided that his pet unicorn was too fat, so he made him a treadmill out of chocolate. But it began to melt, so he threw it across the room. This made the unicorn very angry so it ate the sorcerer's hat and stomped angrily all the way to Narnia. Phillip was very sad so he chased the unicorn to Aslan's castle and tried to catch a cold, so he put ice down his shirt and left it there so the unicorn kicked him into a wall. The impact knocked Phillip out, and the unicorn ran away and cried until it threw up and lost weight! It ran back to Phillip and told him the chronicles of Narnia to cheer him down. Then the ruler of Narnia, Ainran, went to Phillip and attempted to eat him. Phillip screamed and ran to Spain |
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Post by BattleRocket on Jan 12, 2011 21:09:02 GMT -5
In a land where elves eat french toast and read long books, there is a sorcerer named Phillip. He can speak 237 languages, and unicorns love his strawberry short cakes because of their sweet frosty coating and banana flavour. One day, the sorcerer decided that his pet unicorn was too fat, so he made him a treadmill out of chocolate. But it began to melt, so he threw it across the room. This made the unicorn very angry so it ate the sorcerer's hat and stomped angrily all the way to Narnia. Phillip was very sad so he chased the unicorn to Aslan's castle and tried to catch a cold, so he put ice down his shirt and left it there so the unicorn kicked him into a wall. The impact knocked Phillip out, and the unicorn ran away and cried until it threw up and lost weight! It ran back to Phillip and told him the chronicles of Narnia to cheer him down. Then the ruler of Narnia, Ainran, went to Phillip and attempted to eat him. Phillip screamed and ran to Spain on his unicorn
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Post by GUESS on Jan 12, 2011 21:12:40 GMT -5
In a land where elves eat french toast and read long books, there is a sorcerer named Phillip. He can speak 237 languages, and unicorns love his strawberry short cakes because of their sweet frosty coating and banana flavour. One day, the sorcerer decided that his pet unicorn was too fat, so he made him a treadmill out of chocolate. But it began to melt, so he threw it across the room. This made the unicorn very angry so it ate the sorcerer's hat and stomped angrily all the way to Narnia. Phillip was very sad so he chased the unicorn to Aslan's castle and tried to catch a cold, so he put ice down his shirt and left it there so the unicorn kicked him into a wall. The impact knocked Phillip out, and the unicorn ran away and cried until it threw up and lost weight! It ran back to Phillip and told him the chronicles of Narnia to cheer him down. Then the ruler of Narnia, Ainran, went to Phillip and attempted to eat him. Phillip screamed and ran to Spain on his unicorn which made Ainran |
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Post by BattleRocket on Jan 12, 2011 21:44:23 GMT -5
In a land where elves eat french toast and read long books, there is a sorcerer named Phillip. He can speak 237 languages, and unicorns love his strawberry short cakes because of their sweet frosty coating and banana flavour. One day, the sorcerer decided that his pet unicorn was too fat, so he made him a treadmill out of chocolate. But it began to melt, so he threw it across the room. This made the unicorn very angry so it ate the sorcerer's hat and stomped angrily all the way to Narnia. Phillip was very sad so he chased the unicorn to Aslan's castle and tried to catch a cold, so he put ice down his shirt and left it there so the unicorn kicked him into a wall. The impact knocked Phillip out, and the unicorn ran away and cried until it threw up and lost weight! It ran back to Phillip and told him the chronicles of Narnia to cheer him down. Then the ruler of Narnia, Ainran, went to Phillip and attempted to eat him. Phillip screamed and ran to Spain on his unicorn which made Ainran extremely angry so
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Post by GUESS on Jan 13, 2011 19:11:34 GMT -5
In a land where elves eat french toast and read long books, there is a sorcerer named Phillip. He can speak 237 languages, and unicorns love his strawberry short cakes because of their sweet frosty coating and banana flavour. One day, the sorcerer decided that his pet unicorn was too fat, so he made him a treadmill out of chocolate. But it began to melt, so he threw it across the room. This made the unicorn very angry so it ate the sorcerer's hat and stomped angrily all the way to Narnia. Phillip was very sad so he chased the unicorn to Aslan's castle and tried to catch a cold, so he put ice down his shirt and left it there so the unicorn kicked him into a wall. The impact knocked Phillip out, and the unicorn ran away and cried until it threw up and lost weight! It ran back to Phillip and told him the chronicles of Narnia to cheer him down. Then the ruler of Narnia, Ainran, went to Phillip and attempted to eat him. Phillip screamed and ran to Spain on his unicorn which made Ainran extremely angry so he chased them. |
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Post by BattleRocket on Jan 13, 2011 21:14:59 GMT -5
In a land where elves eat french toast and read long books, there is a sorcerer named Phillip. He can speak 237 languages, and unicorns love his strawberry short cakes because of their sweet frosty coating and banana flavour. One day, the sorcerer decided that his pet unicorn was too fat, so he made him a treadmill out of chocolate. But it began to melt, so he threw it across the room. This made the unicorn very angry so it ate the sorcerer's hat and stomped angrily all the way to Narnia. Phillip was very sad so he chased the unicorn to Aslan's castle and tried to catch a cold, so he put ice down his shirt and left it there so the unicorn kicked him into a wall. The impact knocked Phillip out, and the unicorn ran away and cried until it threw up and lost weight! It ran back to Phillip and told him the chronicles of Narnia to cheer him down. Then the ruler of Narnia, Ainran, went to Phillip and attempted to eat him. Phillip screamed and ran to Spain on his unicorn which made Ainran extremely angry so he chased them. Phillip saw and
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Post by GUESS on Jan 16, 2011 16:06:02 GMT -5
In a land where elves eat french toast and read long books, there is a sorcerer named Phillip. He can speak 237 languages, and unicorns love his strawberry short cakes because of their sweet frosty coating and banana flavour. One day, the sorcerer decided that his pet unicorn was too fat, so he made him a treadmill out of chocolate. But it began to melt, so he threw it across the room. This made the unicorn very angry so it ate the sorcerer's hat and stomped angrily all the way to Narnia. Phillip was very sad so he chased the unicorn to Aslan's castle and tried to catch a cold, so he put ice down his shirt and left it there so the unicorn kicked him into a wall. The impact knocked Phillip out, and the unicorn ran away and cried until it threw up and lost weight! It ran back to Phillip and told him the chronicles of Narnia to cheer him down. Then the ruler of Narnia, Ainran, went to Phillip and attempted to eat him. Phillip screamed and ran to Spain on his unicorn which made Ainran extremely angry so he chased them. Phillip saw and ate Ainran in |
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Post by BattleRocket on Jan 16, 2011 16:59:53 GMT -5
In a land where elves eat french toast and read long books, there is a sorcerer named Phillip. He can speak 237 languages, and unicorns love his strawberry short cakes because of their sweet frosty coating and banana flavour. One day, the sorcerer decided that his pet unicorn was too fat, so he made him a treadmill out of chocolate. But it began to melt, so he threw it across the room. This made the unicorn very angry so it ate the sorcerer's hat and stomped angrily all the way to Narnia. Phillip was very sad so he chased the unicorn to Aslan's castle and tried to catch a cold, so he put ice down his shirt and left it there so the unicorn kicked him into a wall. The impact knocked Phillip out, and the unicorn ran away and cried until it threw up and lost weight! It ran back to Phillip and told him the chronicles of Narnia to cheer him down. Then the ruler of Narnia, Ainran, went to Phillip and attempted to eat him. Phillip screamed and ran to Spain on his unicorn which made Ainran extremely angry so he chased them. Phillip saw and ate Ainran in three seconds flat
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Post by GUESS on Jan 16, 2011 17:20:30 GMT -5
In a land where elves eat french toast and read long books, there is a sorcerer named Phillip. He can speak 237 languages, and unicorns love his strawberry short cakes because of their sweet frosty coating and banana flavour. One day, the sorcerer decided that his pet unicorn was too fat, so he made him a treadmill out of chocolate. But it began to melt, so he threw it across the room. This made the unicorn very angry so it ate the sorcerer's hat and stomped angrily all the way to Narnia. Phillip was very sad so he chased the unicorn to Aslan's castle and tried to catch a cold, so he put ice down his shirt and left it there so the unicorn kicked him into a wall. The impact knocked Phillip out, and the unicorn ran away and cried until it threw up and lost weight! It ran back to Phillip and told him the chronicles of Narnia to cheer him down. Then the ruler of Narnia, Ainran, went to Phillip and attempted to eat him. Phillip screamed and ran to Spain on his unicorn which made Ainran extremely angry so he chased them. Phillip saw and ate Ainran in three seconds flat despite the screaming |
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Post by BattleRocket on Jan 16, 2011 17:29:10 GMT -5
In a land where elves eat french toast and read long books, there is a sorcerer named Phillip. He can speak 237 languages, and unicorns love his strawberry short cakes because of their sweet frosty coating and banana flavour. One day, the sorcerer decided that his pet unicorn was too fat, so he made him a treadmill out of chocolate. But it began to melt, so he threw it across the room. This made the unicorn very angry so it ate the sorcerer's hat and stomped angrily all the way to Narnia. Phillip was very sad so he chased the unicorn to Aslan's castle and tried to catch a cold, so he put ice down his shirt and left it there so the unicorn kicked him into a wall. The impact knocked Phillip out, and the unicorn ran away and cried until it threw up and lost weight! It ran back to Phillip and told him the chronicles of Narnia to cheer him down. Then the ruler of Narnia, Ainran, went to Phillip and attempted to eat him. Phillip screamed and ran to Spain on his unicorn which made Ainran extremely angry so he chased them. Phillip saw and ate Ainran in three seconds flat despite the screaming from the unicorn
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Post by GUESS on Jan 16, 2011 18:23:41 GMT -5
In a land where elves eat french toast and read long books, there is a sorcerer named Phillip. He can speak 237 languages, and unicorns love his strawberry short cakes because of their sweet frosty coating and banana flavour. One day, the sorcerer decided that his pet unicorn was too fat, so he made him a treadmill out of chocolate. But it began to melt, so he threw it across the room. This made the unicorn very angry so it ate the sorcerer's hat and stomped angrily all the way to Narnia. Phillip was very sad so he chased the unicorn to Aslan's castle and tried to catch a cold, so he put ice down his shirt and left it there so the unicorn kicked him into a wall. The impact knocked Phillip out, and the unicorn ran away and cried until it threw up and lost weight! It ran back to Phillip and told him the chronicles of Narnia to cheer him down. Then the ruler of Narnia, Ainran, went to Phillip and attempted to eat him. Phillip screamed and ran to Spain on his unicorn which made Ainran extremely angry so he chased them. Phillip saw and ate Ainran in three seconds flat despite the screaming from the unicorn as it flew |
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Post by BattleRocket on Jan 17, 2011 10:49:01 GMT -5
In a land where elves eat french toast and read long books, there is a sorcerer named Phillip. He can speak 237 languages, and unicorns love his strawberry short cakes because of their sweet frosty coating and banana flavour. One day, the sorcerer decided that his pet unicorn was too fat, so he made him a treadmill out of chocolate. But it began to melt, so he threw it across the room. This made the unicorn very angry so it ate the sorcerer's hat and stomped angrily all the way to Narnia. Phillip was very sad so he chased the unicorn to Aslan's castle and tried to catch a cold, so he put ice down his shirt and left it there so the unicorn kicked him into a wall. The impact knocked Phillip out, and the unicorn ran away and cried until it threw up and lost weight! It ran back to Phillip and told him the chronicles of Narnia to cheer him down. Then the ruler of Narnia, Ainran, went to Phillip and attempted to eat him. Phillip screamed and ran to Spain on his unicorn which made Ainran extremely angry so he chased them. Phillip saw and ate Ainran in three seconds flat despite the screaming from the unicorn as it flew into him and
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