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Post by GUESS on Jan 8, 2011 12:38:00 GMT -5
In the magical world of Pretzelland. Why did my mom eat my turtle? [/blockquote] |
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Post by BattleRocket on Jan 8, 2011 12:39:24 GMT -5
Because she was hungry for turtle meat.
Are all animals edible?
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Post by GUESS on Jan 8, 2011 12:41:16 GMT -5
Yes, if you avoid the more weird parts.
Is M.j. still alive? |
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Post by BattleRocket on Jan 8, 2011 12:43:18 GMT -5
Yes, but he's on Pluto. Hiding.
Why does it snow?
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Post by GUESS on Jan 8, 2011 12:46:52 GMT -5
It snows because ants try to bomb us, but the little flakes are too small to kill anyone.
When will the purple paint arrive? [/blockquote] |
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Post by BattleRocket on Jan 8, 2011 12:47:54 GMT -5
NEVER. We're all doomed.
When will humans get the ability to fly?
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Post by GUESS on Jan 8, 2011 12:49:28 GMT -5
DOOMED D:
We'll get the ability to fly in 2012, while everyone thinks we're gonna die. When will my pizza arrive? I ordered it while waiting for the paint. |
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Post by BattleRocket on Jan 8, 2011 12:50:20 GMT -5
It'll never come. because the paint's never coming.
What would happen if I tried to fly right now?
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Post by GUESS on Jan 8, 2011 12:52:08 GMT -5
Your wings would malfunction and you would die.
Can I attack the paint-deliverers and force them to give me the paint? And my pizza? |
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Post by BattleRocket on Jan 8, 2011 12:53:21 GMT -5
You probably could. If you knew their location.
Where does the purple paint come from?
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Post by GUESS on Jan 8, 2011 13:49:11 GMT -5
Narnia, though the Narnians refuse to deliver it D:
Will the grass stay green until the paint arrives? |
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Post by BattleRocket on Jan 8, 2011 22:12:53 GMT -5
Probably. We're all doomed.
If one=2, and 2=3, what does pie equal?
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Post by GUESS on Jan 8, 2011 22:56:40 GMT -5
Pie is a variable. It can be pumpkin, cherry, apple, or blueberry 
If 1+1=window, what does window plus window equal? |
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Post by BattleRocket on Jan 8, 2011 22:58:34 GMT -5
2. Just because I said so.
Why is pie so darn tasty?
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Post by Dark Nova on Jan 8, 2011 23:05:38 GMT -5
Because in the pie factories they sprinkle 'tasty powder' all over them.
Why are oranges orange?
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