Willowshard
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Post by Willowshard on Jan 7, 2011 13:50:59 GMT -5
OK, this is kinda like This or That, but you ask a really stupid question, and someone tells you a really stupid answer, then that person makes up a stupid question.
So, why is grass green?
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Post by GUESS on Jan 7, 2011 15:23:10 GMT -5
Because they were all out of purple paint. Now... why can't people eat wood? [/blockquote]
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Willowshard
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Post by Willowshard on Jan 7, 2011 16:08:15 GMT -5
Because other people need the wood to build doors.
Why is snow cold?
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Post by GUESS on Jan 7, 2011 16:18:39 GMT -5
Because if it was warm, then the soup company would be all out of business. Why do dogs bark?
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Willowshard
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Post by Willowshard on Jan 7, 2011 16:29:40 GMT -5
Because they are trying to signal their mothership.
What are freckles made out of?
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Post by BattleRocket on Jan 7, 2011 16:33:09 GMT -5
Strawberry seeds. xP
Why is the sun hot?
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Willowshard
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Post by Willowshard on Jan 7, 2011 16:36:08 GMT -5
The sun is hot because it's tired of listening to Neptune complain about it's temperature. Aaaand, no. Chocolate cows make chocolate milk. ^__^
Who makes umbrellas?
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Post by BattleRocket on Jan 7, 2011 16:38:16 GMT -5
The people who fear the rain.
What are stars made of?
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Post by GUESS on Jan 7, 2011 16:38:31 GMT -5
Stars are made of glitter, the kind you use in kindergarten when your teacher isn't looking. How can you tell if a goldfish is full of cheesy goodness? [/blockquote]
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Willowshard
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Post by Willowshard on Jan 7, 2011 16:41:50 GMT -5
Poke it with a stick and see if it poops Cheetohs.
Why are ukuleles so darn cute?
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Post by GUESS on Jan 7, 2011 16:46:06 GMT -5
Because leperchauns make them.
Why is the sky blue? [/blockquote]
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Post by BattleRocket on Jan 7, 2011 17:00:43 GMT -5
Because somebody spilled blue food coloring on them.
Why is grass green?
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Willowshard
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Post by Willowshard on Jan 7, 2011 17:03:36 GMT -5
Because they're still trying to find purple paint.
Why are trafficlights green, yellow, and red?
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Post by BattleRocket on Jan 7, 2011 17:39:59 GMT -5
Because 3 is a magic number. THe colors were just there for the effects.
Why don't cars fly?
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Willowshard
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Post by Willowshard on Jan 7, 2011 18:15:34 GMT -5
Because then the birds would go on strike and the bugs would then take over the world.
Where can I buy a pretzel?
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